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3/31/09

No Joke In April Fools' Day Computer Worm

No Joke In April Fools' Day Computer Worm

The Worm Is Expected To Activate On April Fools' Day

POSTED: Tuesday, March 31, 2009
UPDATED: 1:26 pm EDT March 31, 2009

The Conficker worm, a nasty computer infection that has poisoned millions of PCs, will start ramping up its efforts Wednesday to use those machines for cybercrimes.

It's unclear whether everyday PC users will even notice, but this is as good an excuse as any to make sure your computer is clean.

There are some easy ways to figure out whether a computer has the Conficker worm, and free tools available for getting rid of it.

One scary thing about Conficker is that it spreads without human involvement, moving from PC to PC by exploiting a security hole in Microsoft Corp.'s Windows operating system. The hole was fixed in October, but if your computer doesn't get automatic updates from Microsoft, you could be vulnerable.

Lots of computer worms disable antivirus software outright, which can be a tip-off that something is wrong. But Conficker doesn't do that. Instead, Conficker blocks infected PCs from accessing the antivirus vendors' and Microsoft's Web sites, so victims won't get automatic updates and can't download the Conficker removal tools that those companies have developed.

So see what Web sites you can visit. If you can navigate the Internet freely except for sites owned by Microsoft or antivirus vendors such as Symantec Corp., McAfee Inc. or F-Secure Corp., your PC might have Conficker or a similar bug.

Fixing the problem gets a little trickier.

The best remedy is to have a friend -- whose computer is not infected -- download a removal tool from Microsoft or one of the antivirus vendors. Then that person should e-mail the tool to you.

A list of the free Conficker removal programs is available on the Web site of the Conficker Working Group, an alliance of companies fighting the worm. The removal programs will take care of themselves, for the most part, scanning your system and purging the worm.

One thing to note: Conficker blocks infected machines from running removal tools with "Conficker" in the name. So users might have to change the name of the file (one you've saved the tool to your desktop, right-click on it and select "rename") before running it. The program's instructions will let you know if you need to do this. Many antivirus vendors have already changed the names in their removal tools -- in some cases calling the file a misspelled variant of "Conficker" -- to trick the worm into letting the program run.

Businesses have a bigger challenge, because Conficker has yet another method for evading detection. Once the worm is inside a machine, it applies its own version of the Microsoft patch that fixes the vulnerability Conficker exploited in the first place. So a business running a standard network scan, looking for unpatched machines, might come up empty-handed, even though some computers on the network are infected.

The scans need to take a deeper dive into the machines on the network -- something an antivirus vendor's service should enable. For government agencies, contractors and operators of critical infrastructure, the Department of Homeland Security also has released a network-detection tool for Conficker.

3/29/09

The Good, Bad and Ugly ...

The Good
Just lately realized Married Son's cat was pregnant by Shiloh before he ran away a while back. She gave birth on Friday to two beautiful and healthy kitties. They're precious. I will *not* be keeping one of them, though. Just don't have the time or money at this point in my life to adopt a new furbaby.

Single Son has taken his Lieutenant's exam. His score was 98%. Now all he has to do is go up before the review board for the promotion to happen. I was joking with him, "great now I have to learn how to spell Lieutenant". He said "easy Mom, L T period" Oy vey.

The Bad
Married Son was taken to the E.R. Friday morning in extreme pain. Turns out it's kidney stones. He'll be fine. You know me ... I can't let an opportunity slide for teasing him ... so I've called him Stoney, a stoner ... and stick and stones (in reference to his skiing into a tree years ago). The best one so far was DIL calling him "Pebbles".

The Ugly
Also Friday ... It's been five months since that whole Alien running away incident. I hadn't heard from her in a while so decided to check her myspace to see if there were any updates there. OMG! I am NOT reading the words "Mommy, I'm Pregnant" in her banner headline. Oh yes I am! Shit ... this is not what I wanted to read, but at the same time it doesn't surprise me in the least. That damned sperm donor of hers does not supervise her ... gave her that freaking car (and $50 a week for "allowance") ... doesn't discipline ... allows her to do what she wants when she wants where she wants ... and makes no rules. She's been seeing a 31 year old ... remember she's ONLY 17, and Bubba never took that damned car away! !! I've begged him to take away the car, her phone and her computer ... but no, one excuse after the other on why he wouldn't take things away or forbid her from seeing him and here we are now. I called him at work on Saturday ... I was livid! He knew about it, he had found out earlier in the week when he saw the doctor's physical exam paper that was needed before she could be put on the pill - at the bottom of the paper it said "pregnant". And he didn't bother to call me! Said he assumed she had already told me. HELLO? WTF did we talk about not last month when I told him (and he agreed) "never assume she's told the other parent, we need to open communications. I'd rather hear something twice than not at all". I went to town on his ass! Something I should have done years ago ... but sadly the damage is done. I guess she's due in November. And from the sounds of it she's going to be marrying that asshole who knocked her up in October when she turns 18. And asshole is putting it mildly ... he's a chronic liar (to the point we believe he's given us a false name), refuses to get a job, is a control freak, vulgar, and the "best" ... he's a convicted felon. What his crime was, I don't know - he's told us three different stories on his crime, but he's got to take monthly drug tests and is on probation for a lot of years to come. He is not allowed in my home (part because I won't let him, part because it's a parole/probation violation for him to be around weapons - Son's a cop, we have weapons in the home), and will actually go back to jail for a long time if he tries (oh, let him try, let him TRY to gain entry). And she thinks this moron is desirable WHY? What type of life will she have with this loser? And that poor baby. My god. She'll be responsible for raising it, and working, and taking care of everything his pathetically lazy ass won't. Including driving him everywhere, I don't know why but he's forbidden from having a license while on probation.

So much for the future she dreamed of not a year ago ... she's even dropped out of school from what I'm gathering.

She is my daughter, she messed up big time ... I will be there for her as her mother, but I will NOT financially support in anyway this decision she's made. I will have nothing to do with him. He needs to support his child ... and he better be man enough to do so.

She's pretty much avoiding everyone ... so all I've been able to gather is from either her myspace page, or her friends myspace pages.

I'm past feeling sick to my stomach today. I'm hurt, shocked, devastated, and disappointed. I have no idea how long it will take for her to face up to her actions and contact me. I'm guessing it'll be weeks yet.

I'd really like to go into hiding myself at this point in time. But we know that ain't gonna happen. I face my responsibilities ... I'll hide after the semester ends. Hopefully.

3/28/09

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3/26/09

Thursday's Thoughts ...

Well, geesh. I seem to have missed a few Ten Thoughts Tuesdays. So, here's my Thursday Thoughts. I'm not going to number them ... we'll just see how far I get. LOL!

Today's my mother's birthday. I was supposed to go over to their condo for dinner. Mom called me after class today and told me don't come over, she's not feeling well. Besides, my dad's sister is coming from out of town just for the night. She didn't really want to bother with the visit, but has no choice in the matter. She pretty much told me to "save yourself! Run, run run!!" She likes Dad's sister, but just doesn't want the burden of hosting an overnight guest, especially since she's not feeling well.

Homework!! I'm up to my eyeballs in homework. The semester is 2/3 of the way over ... only five more weeks to go. Three tests this next week to study for, including one take home test, two projects due this week and work is progressing on the final presentations for classes. It seems the only thing I'm doing these days is homework.

We had a really neat project in Stress Management today. Coach is doing a seminar presentation for other Stress Management teachers. She hates using power points so she came up with a neat presentation ... using students hands. We had to write in one or two words what we wanted our futures to hold (something stress management related). I'd journaled about how the kids cause me stress ... so my hands said "empty nest". She loved it! There were a lot of good words, including "peace" (done in a peace sign), "love life", "be independent" "mind, matter" (done as mind over matter - very creative) ... and the list went on. Two students even put their heads together, or should I say hands and wrote "don't worry, be happy". Coach was showing a few of us the photos after class, including a test shot of her own hands she'd done in her office before class. She was going to delete it when I said "no, no ... that's the blank canvas in which our futures will be written". She'll show us her presentation (practice on us before the big day) and will even make copies of our hand photos for each of us. Should be fun!!

Last time I went to my doctor's office he told me that I need to change insurance if I want to continue to be his patient. He's dropping my insurance carrier. Well, I don't want to change insurance, so I've been researching new doctors. Easier to change docs than insurance, you know? Today I got a letter from my insurance company saying they've assigned me to a new primary care provider. What's funny is that this new doc happened to be one of the three that really caught my attention. I'm geeked. I have a new doctor ... and from what I've heard from a few of his patients, one hell of a good doc, too. Hopefully I'll like him as much as those that have recommended him do.

Spare time right now is spent working on Elsie's Attic. That's going very well, especially considering how much time I'm not devoting to it right now (not near as much time as I would like). Single Son and I are working on the website ... but don't expect to hear announcements about it's grand opening for a while. Probably summer at the rate we're going. Seems that for every two steps we progress forward we're kicked back a step. That's okay ... it'll be worth the aggravation in the end.

Not a lot else going on around here. Then again, I don't have a lot of time for much else at this point.

Hope all is well in your neck of the woods!! I think about you guys often!!


3/20/09

Another Scam Alert!

Cell phone just rang. I didn't recognize the phone number or the area code for that matter. So I ignored the call.

Glad I did.

I googled the phone number ...

818 870-5081


Here's a list of the google listings I found for this phone number ...
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&hs=73l&q=818-870-5081&btnG=Search

None of them good. Seems this phone number is a scam of some sort. Not sure what their scam is. But it ain't gonna be me that's one of their victims!

LESSON LEARNED ... When in doubt IGNORE the call!! Google it after to see what you can find! If it's a legit caller you can always return the call later.



3/14/09

3 Minute Chocolate Mug Cake


Description:
I got this from a group I'm on and thought it sounded good. Of course, I had to try it out!! It really works and is delicious. You can eat it straight out of the mug (try it with a scoop of ice cream!) or remove it from the cup (carefully) and slather on your favorite cake icing!!

Ingredients:
1 Large Coffee Mug
4 tablespoons flour (that's plain flour, not self-rising)
4 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons baking cocoa
1 egg
3 tablespoons milk
3 tablespoons oil
3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional) mini chips would be the best
Small splash of vanilla

Directions:
Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well.
Add the egg and mix thoroughly.
Pour in the milk and oil and mix well.
Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla, and mix again.

Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts. The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed!

Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired.

EAT! (This can serve 2 if you want to share!)

And why is this the most dangerous cake recipe in the world? Because now we are all only 5 minutes away from chocolate cake at any time of the day or night!

3/13/09

Friday The Thirteenth ...

So, anyone notice today's date? LOL!

Normally I don't hold much superstition for Friday the 13th. (Notice I say normally?) I don't believe that 13 is an unlucky number any more than any other number. In fact, ask anyone from Sicily and they'll tell you Friday the 13th is a lucky day!!

Then there's today. A comedy of errors. Nothing major. I think my Guardian Angel woke up on the wrong side of his cloud this morning, that's all.

Just one little thing after the other. Nothing major. Really. Little things like dropping pretty much anything I've held on to (including the cup of soda I had just purchased), forgot the packaging tape I had just bought (quick sales clerk chased me down to give it to me), car stalling (not typical of that car), forgetting to get my prescription (and having to go back out for it later) and Grandson really getting on my nerves today (I've been pretty good at ignoring him today). To name but a few things I've done today.

Okay, so that last one isn't really a little thing. I hate ignoring Grandson. But I was trying to do some online research and his constant busting into my room with "Gramma, look at this." just really grated on the ol' nerves. And since I was the only adult here to pay him much attention, you know he was hanging out with me. Ya, DIL went to a bridal shower today (ever been to a goth wedding shower? Neither have I), Married Son has a new video game and is off in his own world.

Kids ... they never grow up!!

So what was I researching you ask? Hehe ... Well, let me tell you. I'm so fed up with trying to get my website up and running that I gave up!! I deleted the bugger today. I'll have Single Son do up a web page for me. Until then, I'm looking into eBay auctions. Something I've toyed with doing for a while now. Yup ... eBay. Been checking out all their tutorial stuff so I can get the site up and running by April 1st. You know me ... gotta research before I do anything! LOL!

Until then, it's strictly catalog sales. Those are going pretty good, too. Got more than a few sales from classmates, friends, family, and even a teacher put in an order. LOL.

Of course, it helps to get word out about Elsie's Attic when I make it the topic of all of my presentations these days. I'm taking mostly business classes, teachers *love* when a student does a presentation on a business they own. Seems small business owners put their all into their presentations (more-so than a student doing ... say ... Google or McDonald's as their research topic). I'd have to agree after seeing how students react during the question and answer period following a personal presentation. Lots of interesting questions, that's for sure. Even a dozen or so requests for "you got a spare catalog I can have?".

Maybe I research too much? With all the problems I've encountered the last few months trying to get Elsie's Attic going I'm beginning to wonder if I think way too much? Yeah, I wanna reduce the risk involved with being a small business owner (especially in an economy that sucks with a capital S) by not going into anything blindly. But is there such a thing as too much? Too much research? Too much thinking?

Inquiring minds want to know!!

... and before I leave, yet another shameless plug. Anyone wanting a catalog, please let me know in a private message and I will mail out a catalog to you.


3/12/09

Birthday reminder

This week we celebrate a special birthday!  Monica Lewinsky turned 34.

Can you believe it?  It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the Oval Office on her hands and knees, and putting everything in her mouth.
 
They grow up so fast, don't they?

3/10/09

Ten Thoughts Tuesday ...

Wow, been a while since I've done a ten thoughts entry.

1) Getting test grades back. Did okay on my government test. Got a 76%. Well, not that great, but when you consider the class average was 72% (only one student graded above my 76), then it's good. Just handed in my accounting test yesterday (the take home test). Won't know until next week how I did on that one. The remaining two tests I will get my grades on later this week.

2) Getting very frustrated with the Elsie's Attic web page I'm trying to set up. Getting to the point I may hit "DELETE" and start all over again. I don't know what's going wrong, neither does Single Son who has been my consultant through all of this. He's now offering to design and host my site for me. I'm really tempted, too. But that'd put my website offline for about another month. Oh wait ... it's not online now thanks to technical issues.

3) WTH is it with Married Son and trees? Last week his truck seized up, so he had to buy a new one. Three days with the *new* truck and he ran into a tree delivering papers in the middle of the night. Oh, I should probably mention that the last three vehicles he's owned have had minor run-ins with trees. I've since labeled him *The Splinter Kid*.

4) Speaking of my sons ... we're now back to everyone has their own vehicles back!! Single Son's van is finally back on the road and Married Son didn't damage the truck too bad that he can't drive it. Even DIL has the use of a van that Exie Poo has loaned to her. New rule, though, is that I park in the driveway. They all get the gravel parking in the front yard. I'm the only one with a car ... their big assed vehicles are better able to park on the uneven gravel. So far, so good. They've all been adhering to the "Mom's Driveway" rule.

5) Now a thought on ex husbands. Ran into Bubba up at the Chinese restaurant last week at the Star Trek meeting. He tells me he needs to talk to me alone. So outside to the parking lot we go to talk. What a waste of my time. Although, it was a reminder (if I ever need one) on one of the reasons I divorced him. He's an idiot. Actually tried to get me to apologize for divorcing him and fighting for custody of Alien. He's still ignorant as hell, too.

6) As much as I love this house ... and have decided to stay in Michigan and fight out the economic depression here, I'm seriously thinking of moving to another part of the state when I can afford it. With both ex husbands living in town, I can't go anywhere without running into one of them (or their families). I need to go somewhere that is ex free! Maybe living down the road from my folks will be the solution (or in their basement apartment). That way I'll be closer to them to help them out.

7) Folks ... now there's a subject that has me rolling my eyes lately. I blogged about the "community project" where I had to teach them certain relaxation techniques. What I didn't blog about was Mom asking me to trim her toe nails. Just nasty!! Damn things were freaking talons!! Next time I take the chain saw. Hope no one was eating while reading this.

8) Oh oh oh! Yesterday was one of those "Feel Good" days. I was sitting outside at school having a smoke. Young girl walks up, asks if she can buy a ciggie for a buck. I gave it to her. We got to talking. She was complaining that her white purse was showing signs of wear and asked me if it was obvious. It was. I told her, it looks a little dingy, but nothing that I don't think you can't clean. She commented on "I need a black purse like yours". I told her that with my busy schedule and a three year old grandson it's the only color I own. The double take she did was precious. "Grandson. No way. You're too young". I asked her how old she thought I was ... 39 she said. Told her ten years older and that she's my favorite person on campus!! I sorta thought that since she got the ciggies for free she was being nice. LOL! But I tell ya, I had a smile on my face for a long time after that.

9) Telling Mom about the above, Mom comments with ... You gave her Leader Dog a treat, I hope.

10) Guess I wrap it up here. Got a power point presentation to polish up for tomorrow's marketing class. We get to do a presentation on "my favorite thing" (product, business, service). I've chosen Elsie's Attic.


3/7/09

This 'n That ...

Spring break is almost over. Drats!! And I'm still not done with my accounting exam. Not for lack of working on it ... it's eight pages of questions! I'm almost done ... just a few more before I can transfer my answers over to a scantron. Yay!! I love those multiple choice questions, even if the answers took a lot of figuring out. LOL.

Let's see ... so what did I do for my spring break? Besides homework.

Been keeping up with ya'll through email updates. Looks like I'm not the only one that's slowed down on blogging recently. LOL! Nice to know we all have lifes outside of the computer room.

Lots of stuff for Elsie's Attic going on this week. I'm in the process of trying to get my webpage up and running. Loads of problems with that. Hoping the resident computer geek (Single Son) can figure it all out. The sooner the better!!

Oh, I decided to carry only $20 and under items on the webpage for the time being. I will have catalogs available to those who want them that have literally hundreds of items ranging from a few dollars to $300 or so.

Had our monthly Star Trek meeting up at a local restaurant on Thursday. It was brought up that on June 1st we'll all need passports (book or card) to travel to Canada. Oops!! I need to get mine and quick. One of the Star Trek groups I belong to is a Canadian group ... and we have lots planned this summer. Won't do me any good if I can't get to Canada to participate, ya know?

Let's see ... yesterday I had a doctor's appointment. No biggie. Just a fasting blood test. I hate those things (only because by the time it's done I'm starved). Jumped on the scale, too. Lost 8 pounds since my last doc's visit last month!! Sad thing is I wasn't really trying to lose weight!! Well, at least not that much. Could you imagine how much I'd have lost if I'd been actually trying?

After my appointment I went to my folks house. I was supposed to teach them some relaxation techniques I learned in Stress Management class as part of an assignment ... like breathing techniques and visualization. Can't teach breathing techniques to my mom ... "I've been breathing for 79 years. Now you tell me I'm doing it wrong?" Geesh!! Same with a visualization technique. Mom visualized the "hunks" from her favorite home renovation show working around the house (need I say in the nude). Daddy visualized pushing Mom into the lake. We went to Daddy's favorite restaurant afterwards. Breaded scallops, a baked potato and chicken noodle soup ... talk about carbs! LOL! But ... after having starved all morning long I deserved it!

Woo hoo!!! It's pouring out! I love the sound of rain hitting the roof. Thunder and lightning off in the distance. Yippee!! Spring may finally be on the way!!!

But ... thunder and lightening means I better get off the computer and shut it down.