
Single Son and I had decided to ride together to the village. He had to work during the parade, so off I went on my own to wander Downtown and get some pictures for the hour until the parade began. I hadn't made it out of the Department's outdoor picnic area when I ran into ...
The Village Idiot.
Literally. Only, at the time I didn't know who she was. And of course, none of the cops warned me! Grrrrrrr. She was an experience that's for sure. And no matter how I tried to lose her it wasn't going to happen. She even invited me over for a meal and a drink. Hello? No thanks!!
Why do I seem to be a magnet for these people? In school with all the PITAs I attract ... and now the Village Idiot. Geesh!
Finally Single Son had a chance to fill me in on who she is. He's arrested her numerous times for different things. Yet she still tries to flirt with all the cops in town. They all try to avoid her whenever possible. Yeah, thanks guys for the heads-up on that one.
The time for the parade to start was drawing near ... the Village Idiot took off to "change into something patriotic" (camo mini mini-skirt and a brown low cut tank top - yup ... patriotic) ... so I took the chance to make a break for it. I found a nice little spot right across from the Village Offices (and Police Station). There was an alley there should I need to duck from her! And I did, twice!
And then the Parade started ...
It was definitely a small parade, but a very nice one. The crowds along the streets were very enthusiastic. As soon as the lead car with two of Lake Orion's oldest Vets passed, up went a cheer through Downtown.
The Lake Orion Dragons Marching Band - among the top ten of the best marching bands in Michigan - played "God Bless America". Vintage cars, the American Legion, local softball teams and the local Girl Scout and Brownie Troops completed the participants of the Parade.
After the parade, cutting through an alley to get back to the Police Department to meet up with Single Son I once again had the misfortune of meeting up with the Village Idiot. I only had to endure her for a few minutes - a cute cop had come out of the station and she took off after him. I'm sure I heard her ask "are you married"? I didn't hear anything after that, I made a break for the safety of the inside of the station!
We left shortly after that. Headed up to the folks house for a short visit.
I have photos of the parade in my photo albums. Take a peek.
Hoping ya'll had a safe and Happy Memorial Day.










