Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Arlene hobbles into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously curious, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
The pharmacist fainted.
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I'm picking up on a theme, here...
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ReplyDeleteMaavax, you sure are picking up a theme ... OLD AGE ... LOL! I tend to do this everytime my birthday rolls around (and it's soon, the 19th of this month). I'll be ... I'll be ... um ... closer every year to the age of the old gals in these jokes!!
ReplyDeleteLol, isn't it scary to be thinking of old age?
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