Sick Leave ...

See all blondes are not cast with the same dye bottle ... here is one smart cookie *grin*

SICK LEAVE 

I urgently needed a few days off work, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. 

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so, that the Boss might think I was "Crazy" and give me a few days off. 

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What in the name of good GOD are you doing?" 

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days." 

I jumped down and walked out of the office... 

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, "...And where do you think you're going?!" 

(You're gonna love this....) 



She said, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark."