-- All men are idiots, and I married their king.
-- Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
-- I brake for no apparent reason.
-- Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.
-- Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
-- I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
-- Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
-- Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
-- I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
-- Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off NOW.
-- Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
-- Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
-- Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone somewhere may be happy.
-- Consciousness cuts into my napping.
-- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
-- There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
And the Most Popular Bumper Sticker in Detroit:
-- Keep honking. I'm reloading.
I could put so many of those on my own car!!! HAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteI can't choose a favorite.
ReplyDeleteThe one I love, that I didn't put on here is ... "I'm not drunk Officer, I'm dodging potholes"
ReplyDeleteLove these, especially 'Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition' !
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of bumper stickers, LOL ... on the way to class tonight I was being tail-gated. I hate tailgaters ... and thought up the following bumper sticker ... "The Closer You Get, The Slower I Go" ... seriously thinking of finding a place where I can get one printed up!!
ReplyDeletePecked to death by chickens LMAO.. Yup that sounds right!!
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