Parents of young children ... take this as a warning!!!!
I had a banking delemna today. Somehow I'd overlooked entering a small check in my check register. Going online to check my bank statement today I noticed the oversight. Thankfully. I had an outstanding check, but once the check had been deposited by the person I wrote it to, it'd have bounced. I managed to make it to the bank in time with a deposit and save my arse.
Enter Alien ...
I pick her up from school today. She wants to go shopping. I tell her we can't, that I'm broke. I also tend to over exagurate things ... so I told her I scraped up all the spare change I had. Told her I needed to rob my emergency stash of only a nickel. But that I'm officially broke until Friday. LOL.
She looks at me with all the seriousness she can muster and says ... "Tickle your pickle for a nickel." LMAO!!! Could you see me going up to a stranger, asking for his spare change? Hell no ... and probably *not* like that either. Well, if he's real cute ... maybe ...
We're still laughing ...
That's a good one....I might have to use that on Big Daddy when I am desperate and he is being stingy, hee hee.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! That'd be a hoot, Carli!! Just make sure the kiddies are asleep in case he takes you up on that offer!! LMAO
ReplyDeleteYou know....that's pretty good advice there, lol. I'll keep it in mind. :P
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!!
ReplyDeleteYeah try the pickle line on a complete stranger...And make sure you video tape it!!!
ReplyDeleteVideo tape it? You know it ... I'd need proof that 1) I'm a flaming idiot 2) He hit me first!! LOL ...
ReplyDeleteAint what I meant but I'l be nice
ReplyDeleteWhy? I deserve it after yesterdays three stooges comments. ;)
ReplyDeleteOh yeah...I'm SO gonna use this one!
ReplyDeleteTHANKS!
LMAO.. wouldnt make snese here we dont have nickles..its funny though!!
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